First you gotta go back five or ten miles ’til you get to a big purple shed with “Rufus” painted on the side. You take the dirt road just past that shed. Don’t go too far, just a little bit past it. If you see another shed that has “Chaka Khan” painted on the side, then you’ve gone too far. Go back to the previous shed. There’s two of ‘em and it can be confusing for somebody that’s not familiar with the area.
Why, I remember last February I was drivin’ that road with my friend, Ferb. Ferb tweren’t his real name, of course. His real name was Frank. Real name was Frank, but we called him Ferb. Isn’t that crazy?
He knew where to get the best beef jerky that I have ever tasted. And every time he came to town, I would tell him, “Ferb, bring some of that beef jerky with you.”
